Ahab

MC Lars

Call me Ahab, what, monomaniac 
Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak 
On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg
With my warn down crew and my man Queequeg 
"You're never going to find him!" He's a big sperm whale
"The ocean is enormous!" Shut up, we're setting sail 
This scar that you see that runs down my face 
Has scarred my soul and inspired this chase 
Mental sickness has got me on the run 
Full speed ahead! This is American fun 
There is wisdom that is woe, so welcome to my life 
It was fine until Moby scarred me like a knife 
Towards thee I sail, thou unconquering whale 
To stab my spear into your white tail 
The first one to stop him gets this gold doubloon 
Now excuse me while I go be melancholy in my room! 

(Got a low low feeling around me) 
Bad trip thanks to Moby Dick! 
(And a stone cold feeling inside) 
Peg leg, sperm whale, jaw bone, what! 
(And I just can't stop messing my mind up) 
Whale crash so fast 
(Or wasting my time) 
Oh no, oh no! 
The ship's got a hole, plug it up, plug it up! 

"We're never going to find this white whale, 
Are we captain?" 

Hey Ishmael... can I call you annoying? 
Grown up Beluga in the deep blue sea 
Swims so fast and swims so free 
With the heaven above, Moby Dick stressing me 
And this crazy drenched crew below 
Call it idiot pride, or call me Oedipus 
My main tragic flaw: "But what about us?" 
It's your battle too, crew, man vs. beast 
At least have respect as we sail south and east 
And north and west, look I'm doing my best 
While the rain keeps pouring 
we're exhausted and stressed 
Pip went insane when he almost drowned, 
So profound when he shrieks like a little sailor clown 
Random ships we met warned us of our doom 
They said our boat would be our tomb 
Near the Mariana Trench, deep and oceanic 
We spotted Moby Dick so white and titanic 

I said, "You took my leg, and for that you must die!" 
I threw my spear and hit Moby in the eye 
He charged the boat, it began to sink 
I said, "How about that? Hubris really stinks!" 
I didn't think that it would end like this 
Pride met fate, this captain got dissed 
Let it be a lesson, revenge is never sweet 
So I stomp my peg to this Supergrass beat! 

(Got a low low feeling around me) 
That's it, thanks to Moby Dick! 
(And a stone cold feeling inside) 
Peg leg, sperm whale, jaw bone, what! 
(And I just can't stop messing my mind up) 
Whale crash so fast 
(Or wasting my time) 
Oh no, oh no! 
The ship's got a hole, plug it up, plug it up!