On the Beat Pete

Madness

 Up I rush off to work
 Hello Fred you look half dead and
 Are you coming are you going
 I could never do a double shift
 (Allo Fred get some bed Fred)

 Hello Steve long time no see
 I like the Stones still on the thieve
 Bet you ain't half seen some time
 In your short-lived life of crime
 (By the way, have you got the time ?)

 On the beat Pete
 Wiv me size ten feet
 I wander up and down the town
 For me that's a treat
 The beauties of the city and 
 Everything's sweet
 For me that's a treat
 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete
 Swing my truncheon merrily
 Try to teach the blind to see
 Move a lady for a seat
 Tourist find a sight to see
 Mingle with the crowd
 I wonder if they're proud
 Yes, that would be a treat
 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete

 Hello Snowball, you still drunk ?
 Here have a smoke, anyone for lunch ?
 A printed person of last week's times 
 Seen a lot of stars and moonshine
 (Spare you a dime ?)

 On the beat Pete
 Wiv me size ten feet
 I wander up and down the town
 For me that's a treat
 The beauties of the city and 
 Everything's sweet
 For me that's a treat
 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete
 Swing my truncheon merrily
 Try to teach the blind to see
 Move a lady for a seat
 Tourist find a sight to see
 Mingle with the crowd 
 I wonder if they're proud
 Yes, that would be a treat
 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete

 Hello Bun been down the oven ?
 What's the rate for a single person ?
 Is it good, is it sad ?
 You look unhappy it must be bad

 Hello May been a busy lady
 All work and no time for play
 Still it's the life you chose I suppose
 Good luck to you come what may !
 Skip-a-di-do-da-days !

 On the beat Pete
 Wiv me size ten feet
 I wander up and down the town
 For me that's a treat
 The beauties of the city and 
 Everything's sweet
 For me that's a treat
 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete
 Swing my truncheon merrily
 Try to teach the blind to see
 Move a lady for a seat
 Tourist find a sight to see
 Mingle with the crowd
 I wonder if they're proud
 Yes, that would be a treat
 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete

 Beat Pete(7x)