I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR SIX YEARS BUT I NEVER GRADUATED
'CAUSE MY PARENTS WERE POOR 
NOW I'M UNDEREDUCATED
LIKE SO MANY OTHERS 
ALL OVER THE NATION
'CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS SAVING ON PUBLIC EDUCATION

I AM THIRTY , MALE , CALL ME WHITE TRASH
STANDING IN LINE WITH MY POCKETS FULL OF CASH
IT WAS PAYDAY TODAY AND I AM GOING TO SPEND MONEY
ON A BOTTLE OF BOOZE TO BRING HOME FOR MY HONEY

MY FUTURE'S ALL SET 
I AM A PART OF THE GANG
I MAKE MONEY ON THE STREET ANY TIME I CAN
I SELL DRUGS TO THE KIDS 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT PAYS
I MAKE A COUPLE OF HUNDREDS IN JUST ONE DAY

D'YOU SEE MY 'VETTE IN THE DRIVE 
AT HOME I GOT A BENZ
I LIKE SPEEDING ON THE HIGHWAY 
BRIBE A COP WITH A GRAND
D'YOU NEED A WOMAN 
A BITCH 
WITH A BUST FORTY-TWO
JUST LET ME KNOW 
GOT ONE FOR YOU

ONE FOR THE MONEY TWO FOR THE SHOW
THREE TO GET READY NOW GO KIDS GO !