Who's the one with the grin on his face 
Says he's gonna save the human race 
He laughs a lot as he climbs to fame
What's his name

Guru Banana

That's me and I'll show you the light
I've got the answers and they're all right
I'm divine and you can be the same
What's my name

Guru Banana
Guru Banana 
Guru Banana
Oh you rude banana 
What's my name 
Guru banana

Now gather round and hear my song 
If you think your life is going wrong 
Come to me and I'll take the blame 
Just call my name

Guru Banana
Grab your partners swing around 
Dance along to my different sound 
You think it's new but it's just the same 
Now sock it to me once again Guru Banana. Guru Banana
Take us to nirvana You know you can you're our man 
Whose the one with the grin on his face 
Says he's gonna save the human race 
You're gonna take us to nirvana
We hope you can 
You're our man
Guru Banana, Guru Banana
Take us to nirvana 
You know you can
Grab your partners swing them round 
Dance along to my different sound 
I'm a Guru 
Guru Banana