Woman, when you get rid of me

Who will the next fool be?
I know, I know, I know, I know
There's things I gotta know 'bout the woman I love

And after all is said and done
Girl, you wouldn't be satisfied with anyone
So when you get rid of me

Who will the next fool be?

Will he believe all those lies?
End up like me, with tears in his eyes?
I know, I know, I know, I know
There's things I gotta know 'bout the woman I love so

After all is said and done
Hey, girl, you wouldn't be satisfied with anyone
So when you get through playin? with me
Who will the next stud be?

Take it, James!

Play the fiddle, Mr Lovelace!

Will he believe all those lies?
End up like me, with tears in his eyes?
I know, I know, I know, I know
There's things I gotta know 'bout the woman I love so

You know, after all is said and done
Girl, you wouldn't be satisfied with anyone
When you get rid of me
Who will the next stud be?

Play your little licker, Mr Piano Man!