Well today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile 
He got a heck of a deal 
On a new Porsche car 

He ain't wearing his usual grey business suit 
He's got jeans and high boots 
With an embroidered star 

But today he's forty years old going on twenty 
Don't look for the grey in his hair 
'Cause he ain't got any 

He's got a young thing beside him 
That just melts in his hand 
He's gone middle aged crazy 
Trying to prove he still can 

He's gotta a woman that he's loved for a long long time at home
Ah but the thrill is all gone 
When they cut down the lights 

They've got a business that they spent a while coming by 
Been a long uphill climb 
But now the profits are high 

And today he's forty years old going on twenty 
And he hears of sordid affairs 
And he ain't had any 

And the young thing beside him
He thinks she understands 
That he's middle aged crazy 
Trying to prove he still can

Oh, he still can

Thank god I still can