You walked into the party 
Like you were walking onto a yacht 
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye 
Your scarf it was apricot 
You had one eye in the mirror 
As you watched yourself gavotte 
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner 
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain 
You probably think this song is about you 
You're so vain 
I'll bet you think this song is about you 
Don't you? 
Don't you? 

You had me several years ago 
When I was still quite naive 
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair 
And that you would never leave 
But you gave away the things you loved 
And one of them was me 
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee 
Clouds in my coffee, and 

You're so vain 
You probably think this song is about you 
You're so vain 
I'll bet you think this song is about you 
Don't you? 
Don't you? 

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee 
Clouds in my coffee, and 
You're so vain 
You probably think this song is about you 
You're so vain 
I'll bet you think this song is about you 
Don't you? 
Don't you? 

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga 
And your horse naturally won 
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia 
To see the total eclipse of the sun 
Well, you're where you should be all the time 
And when you're not, you're with 
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend 
Wife of a close friend, and 

You're so vain 
You probably think this song is about you 
You're so vain 
I'll bet you think this song is about you 
Don't you? 
Don't you?