Honest joe 
Screws the lamb 
Indian call 
Indian plan 
Weight of gold 
You're a gay 
Catch your life 
Catch your life
 
Messerschmidt 
You're a ghoul 
Hurricane, hurricane 
Novatol, novaciane 
Dexadrin, dexadrin, opium
 
It's the way way you break down all your food 
It's the way you comb your hair 
It's the way you wear the tie so crooked 
The way you have that smile that smells of despair
 
It's the way you like to satisfy 
The way you set the smile 
The way you crawled into my life and stayed there for a while 
It's the way you like to lick your paws 
The way you screw the bolts 
The way you groom your friends and neighbours 
The way you get a cause
 
Novacaine, makes us smile 
Novacaine, no one can I know where 
It's a gun 
It's a dream of a christian marytrdom
 
Move your way 
Do your spin 
Get a dish, get a dish and spin 
Totempole, it's my goal 
I don't care where you're gonna take it from