This one goes out to the ninjas
That's been down since Carnival of Carnage
Naw, fuck that, since Dog Beats
Naw fuck that, since Basement Cuts, muthafucka

How long will the juggalos be down wit me?
How long till they forget me? Check it out
What if I grew another fuckin' head?
And his name was Violent Ed?

And he head butt me every time I cussed?
I would need two microphones when I bust
Would you show me love even with another head?
Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"

Or, what if I sold out like a bitch
And took the make-up off and went soft?
Call myself Detroit Southwest Lover
And put my ugly-ass face on the album cover?

Went R&B top ten hit
And we had Jodeci singin' all over our shit?
Fuck that though, yo, I'm a juggalo
So don't forget me like ya did with Menendo

What about when the world's like fuck us, kill us?
What will ya be? Down
What about when I'm a hundred and three?
What will ya be? Down, down

What about when the world's like fuck us, kill us?
What will ya be? Down
What about when the carnival comes to ya town?
I'm a be down wit' the clown!

How long will ya be down with a ghetto puppet?
I say I'm sick in the nugget and ya love it
I ate a dead body, I ain't proud of it
I told you all about it and you all applaud it

I got problems, I'm haunted by a carnival
I could run and tell a doctor but what for?
I just put it on tape wit a phat beat
And make a quick buck, I'm like, fuck

I could've came out sportin' some hammer pants
Kick steppin' with Shaggs and try to dance
Makin' mom happy, keepin' it soft
I'd rather grab my dick and tell your mom to fuck off

I know then you'd probably start to trip
And swing at me, but hit Violent Ed in the lip
Look, I don't even know what I'm tryin' ta say
Just don't forget me like ya did with Rob Base

What about when the world's like fuck us, kill us?
What will ya be? Down
What about when I'm a hundred and three?
What will ya be? Down, down

What about when the world's like fuck us, kill us?
What will ya be? Down
What about when the carnival comes to ya town?
I'm a be down wit the clown!

I'm a be down, I'm a be down
Down wit the clown till I'm dead in the ground
I'm a be down, I'm a be down
Down wit the clown till I'm dead in the ground
I'm a be down, I'm a be down
Down wit the clown till I'm dead in the ground

Hello, somebody page me
Hi, who the fuck is this?
It, it's me, you said I could page you
No, no, you misunderstood me, I said fuck you
Nobody cares if you're dead or alive, so go fuck yourself
Okay, call me later, bye