I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans

Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie 
jar

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie 
whoreder
You can hide them, I'ma find them, on the counter, in 
the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in 
chocolate

My girl be settin booby traps
To catch me eatin Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that

She still don't be believing me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans

Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie 
jar

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians
Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians,

Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans

Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie 
jar

I'm a monster for these cookies
I'm a beast for they treats
An animal for they crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie 
jar

And there you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar 
but
It is what it is
freek.