I'll come to town for you 
Dress up like a clown for you 
Pull my pants on down for you 
Then I'll crawl away 
I will blow hot fart on you 
I will build an R-2 D-2 
I won't even start for you 
Unless you fucking pay
Because I am the performer [X3]
I will come to town for you 
Dress up like a clown for you 
Try not to fuck around on you 
Do so anyway I will find the ark for you 
Go sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two 
But no sir, I'm not gay 
[Chorus]
Before I was a whore, on tour I was the child always running around 
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down 
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage 
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage 
My life was bullshit and I didn't care 
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare 
But what else could I fucking do 
But play another song for you... 
Thinking about a nose job, too... 
cause I am the Performer...