If you look at it you'll get drunk 
Frothing mass of filthy chunk 
Bloodshot eye and boiling spew 
To kick the ass of punks like you 
Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods 
Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod 
Where it came from none can say 
Though they do so anyway 
Memories of braincells lost 
Promoting drunken holocaust 
Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta 
Drinking, stinking, falling down 
Acting like a fucking clown 
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least his corpse is well-preserved 
The Jagermonster comes to slay 
By making you get drunk today 
Then drive your car until it skids 
Into a busload of retarded kids 
Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck 
Bleeding retards in the dirt 
The funny things that you're not hurt 
The coops don't come, you get away 
You'll live to drink another day... 
Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to 
Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay 
Oh, she's not a virgin? 
Still, we'll kill her anyway 
That means we can fuck her 
And fuck her we will 
Then we will go get drunk and find 
Someone else to kill 
Drunken vengence from the grave 
Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves 
Beware the power of the Jagermonster!