E	     D	A	      E
1. Do as I say not as I do because
   E      D               A
   The shit's so deep you can't run away
   E               D  A        E
   I beg to differ on the contrary
   E               D                A
   I agree with every word that you say
   E               D       A       E
   Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
   E               D       A
   My wallet's fat and so is my head
   E               D      A        E
   Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
   E      D               A
   I'm a smartass but I'm playing dumb
   
2. Standards set and broken all the time
   Control the chaos behind a gun
   Call it as I see it even if
   I was born deaf, blind, and dumb
   Losers winning big on the lottery
   Rehab rejects still sniffin' glue
   Constant refutation with myself
   I'm victim of a catch 22

   E      D       B
R: I have no belief
   E       D      B       E       D  A    E
   But I believe I'm a walking contradiction
   E             D        A
   And I ain't got no right

   A     D     G      A
3. Do as I say not as I do because
   A             D        G         A
   The shit's so deep you can't run away
   A        D      G      A
   I beg to differ on the contrary
   A            D     G             A
   I agree with every word that you say
   A       D         G        A
   Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
   A           D       G        A
   My wallet's fat and so is my head
   A       D       G             A
   Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
   A              D   G           A
   I'm a smartass but I'm playin' dumb

R: I have no belief... (2x)