Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you comitt the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you gotta do the time

It's a 1 2 3 on the felony
Well not everything is free
Now that you served the community
It's the life of a burley thief

its not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But youve been caught stealing
Tryin' to take something you haven't got

Shoplifter, you'll never learn
What lies behind your back
Not a burgler or a bankrobber
But a kleptomaniac

Its not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But youve been caught stealing
Tryin' to take something you haven't got

Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you comitt the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you gotta do the time
And now you gotta do the time
And now you gotta do some time