Aint It Crazy

Grateful Dead

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Well, mama got the rub board, sister got the tub
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They're goin' around doing the rub, the rub
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Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
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Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Two old maids, they was layin’ in the bed
One turned over and this is what she said,
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Mama killed a chicken, thought he was a duck
Put him on the table with his feet sticking up
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

There was two old ladies layin’ in the sand,
Each one wonderin’ if the other was a man
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Well I see that woman goin behind the hill
I'm gonna find that girl, I'm gonna do my will
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Well I feel so good, well I feel so fine
All I gotta do is drink that wine
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

I said the little old rooster saw the little old hen
He said, "I’ve had no lovin’ since God knows when"
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.