If you got a Cadillac boy and a 40 room shack boy
A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey
But if you're gettin' no huggin'
No smoochin' or a muggin'
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'

If you're ridin' on a gravy train
Instead of walkin' down lovers lane
You can't make hey boy
'Cause you're goin' the wrong way boy
You gotta get a a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't lovin' 
Then you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man 
'Cause you got a lot of bottled land
If you're kin to the President 
And ya help from the Government
But if you're gettin' no attention
You're better off on the pension
If you ain't lovin 
Then you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards 
And you're smokin' them 4 bid cigars 
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy-coo
It takes a little bit a smackin'
Or your lifes lackin'
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'