You-you-you-ooo 
Look like a dor-r-r-k 
You act like a dork 
Most of the time, also 

You're a dor-r-r-r-k 
You are a double-dork butt rash 
You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k! 
Nobody wants to... 

You are boring...you have nothing to say 
You eat cheese -- you eat cheese and other things 
You can can wrap up an' take with you 
From the table 
With Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table 

You are a dork 
You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k! 
A double-dork butt rash 
There's one in every crew -- do you know who you are? 
We know, but we won't tell you 

We don't want to hurt your feelings 
But you're a dor-r-r-r-k! 
Might as well admit it 
When you're a dork 
You're a dork, by the way 
You're a dork 
A double 
A double dork butt rash 
A double butt rash dork 
Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table 

You look like a dork 
Look loke a dork 
You act like a dork most of the time 
You're a dor-r-r-r-k 

Double dork 
Double dork 
Double dork butt rash