You say there ain't no use in livin' 
It's all a waste of time 
'N you wanna throw your life away, well 
People that's just fine 
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then 
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump 
Just make sure you do it right the first time 
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide 
Chump 

You say there ain't no light a-shinin' 
Through the bushes up ahead 
'N we're all gonna be so sorry 
When we find out you are dead 
Go head on and get it over with then 
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump 
Just make sure you do it right the first 
time 
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide 
Chump 

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin' 
'N poison makes you sick 
'N you want a little attention 
'N you need it pretty quick 
Don't wanna mess your face up 
Or we won't know if it's you 
Aw there's just so much to worry about 
Now what you gonna do? 

Go head on 'n get it over with then 
Go head on 'n get it over with then 
Go head on 'n get it over with then 
Go head on 'n get it over with then 

You're on the bridge; 
Scared to leap, 
But a girl walks over 
To take a peep... 
She says: "DON'T DO IT!" 
But wouldn't you know... 
The girl got a head 
Like a buffalo 
With a little red hair 
All over the top 
An' her breath would make the 
Traffic stop 
She says "I LOVE YOU... 
BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!" 
And all you can say as you run down the 
street 
is...