Registered mail...special delivery 
OH NO 
You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy 
OH NO 
I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch 
OH NO 
Goddam little communist... 
(weep, weep, weep) 

I don't wanna get drafted 
I don't wanna go 
I don't wanna get drafted 
PHOOEY! 

I don't wanna get drafted 
I don't wanna go 
I don't wanna get drafted 
NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH... 

Roller skates 'n disco 
It's a lot of fun 
I'm too young 'n stupid 
To operate a gun 

LaCelia Jackson! Come on down! 
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED 
Nancy Butterworth! Come on down! 
You're the next contestants on 
SOOOOO WHAT! 
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED 
And, but, also... 
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED 
A new car! 
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED 
But that's not all... 

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted 
She don't wanna go 
My sister don't wanna get drafted 
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted 
She don't wanna go 
My sister don't wanna get drafted 

Wars are really ugly 
They're dirty and they're cold 
I don't want nobody 
To shoot me in the fox hole...fox hole 

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole 
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole 
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole 
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole 

"Leave my nose alone, please..."