Well I really had a ball last night 
I held all the pretty boys tight 
I was feelin' single, seein' double 
Wound up in a whole lotta trouble 
But today I'll face the big fight 
But I really had a ball last night 
When I came home from work this morning 
My baby was feelin' low 
And he told me what was on his mind 
Then he told me where I could go 
Well I didn't go where he told me to 
Cause the water was cold in the lake 
Now there's something fishy 'bout this whole deal 
I don't see where I made my mistake 
Well I really had a ball last night 
I held all the pretty boys tight 
  
I was feelin' single, seein' double 
Wound up in a whole lotta trouble 
But today I'll face the big fight 
But I really had a ball last night 

When I woke up this morning 
Like me, the sun was high 
Well I started walking the long way home 
Just to think of an alibi 
Well I couldn't think of a darn gawn  thing 
That hadn't already been said 
So I guess I better just play it by ear 
Cause I'm already dead 
Well I really had a ball last night 
I held all the pretty boys tight 
  
I was feelin' single, seein' double 
Wound up in a whole lotta trouble 
But today I'll face the big fight 
But I really had a ball last night 
Yes today I'll face the big fight 
But I really had a ball last night