When the time comes to documentary what we did here 
The transcription won't really be that hard 
'Cos I'm a woman eating monster 
With a suitcase full of fire 
And pink flamingos decorate my yard 

Yeah! Pink flamingos decorate my yard! 

Do you remember that young girl who did all those things with her body? 
Yeah, I guess you could say it was me who gave her her start! 
I hear she's working for President Clinton the way she used to work for me 
But my pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart 

My pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart! 

And they never fly away 
In my front yard they stay 
And, you know, baby 
I sometimes find it odd 
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God! 

Woah! 

Woah! 

Now there's a crowd outside demanding my resignation 
And a policeman about to draw his gun 
Seems I've lost this battle 
But the war has just begun 
'Cos my pink flamingos will outlive everyone 

Yeah my pink flamingos will outlive everyone! 

And they never fly away 
In my front yard they stay 
And, you know, baby 
I sometimes find it odd 
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God!