This is your captain speaking. 

We've gone insane and we're slashing fares 
On Lucifer Airlines 

You drink champagne 
And nobody cares about arriving on time 

We know your name and your cross to bear 
You'll answer for your crimes 

And we'll save an extra seat for you 
On the day you die 
Sit back, relax and begin the view 
And enjoy your flight 

Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 

Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 

Crash positions 'cause we're going down 
On Lucifer Airlines 

Taking submissions 
Turning no one down 
We're hiring all kinds 

Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 
Sit back, relax 
"Sit back, relax" continues in background 
What have I? What have I? 
Gotten myself into 
This ain't no sexy vacation for two 
I just don't know what to do now 
Ai! 

We love to fly 
This is your captain speaking 
We love to fly 
This is your captain speaking 
We love to fly 
This is your captain speaking. 
We love to fly 
This is your captain speaking