I'm gonna stomp you on the top of your foot 
And hang you from a big long fishing hook 
And drop you plunge to the bottom of the sea, hey-hey 
Let the sharks eat you all up 
If them mean old whales don't interrupt 
Cos baby you know how you been torturing little ol' me 
Hey-hey 

I'm the judge, the jury too 
Judgement has been brought upon you 
You been convicted for the crime you've done 
You made me feel like a little ol' crumb 
You know it's wrong to torture me 
You love my friends the same way you love me 
And like Tom, I don't wanna hang from a big oak tree over you 
When I say hop, I mean make like a frog 
And when I say bark, you better sound like a dog 
Cos I'm gonna torture you 
The same way you been torturing little ol' me, hey-hey 
Stop torturing me baby