Now there are three steps to heaven 
Just listen and you will plainly see 
And as life travels on and things do go wrong 
Just follow steps one, two and three 
Step one, you find a girl you love 
Step two, she falls in love with you 
Step three, you kiss and hold her tightly 
Yeah that sure seems like heaven to me 
The formula for heaven's very simply 
Just follow the rules and you will see 
And as life travels on and things do go wrong 
Just follow steps one, two and three