I love you oh so madly 
I need your love so badly 
But I don't stand a 
Ghost of a chance with you 

I thought at last I had found you 
But other arms surround you 
And I don't stand a 
Ghost of a chance with you 

If you'd surrender just for 
A tender kiss or two 
You might discover that 
I'm the lover meant for you 
And I'd be true 

So what's the good of all my scheming? 
I know I must be dreaming 
For I don't stand a 
Ghost of a chance with you