I'm a quiet man, I don't say much
I work hard, I drive a truck
I have peaceful hands, I even go to church
But don't get me wrong, I'd go to jail over her

She's just two feet tall, looks just like her mom
The most beautiful thing on this green earth
When she's sleeping on my chest
I know I'm in over my head
'Cause if anybody really makes her hurt
I can't help myself, I'd go to jail over her

I never thought that I'd meet someone
Who'd be my morning, my joy and setting sun
While I know someday boys will call on her
But they'll all know I'd go to jail over her

'Cause to me she'll always be two feet tall, look just like her mom
The most beautiful thing on this green earth
Always daddy's little girl, full of sass and bouncing girls
And if they treat her like I do, no one gets hurt
Can't help myself, I'd go to jail over her

Someday, she'll meet you boy, the one you'll sweep her off her feet
And if you're lucky, she'll give you a daughter of your own
When those little hands reach up, well, welcome to the club
You're one of us, now you're dangerous

'Cause to you, she'll always be two feet tall, look just like her mom
The most beautiful thing on God's green earth
And when she's sleeping on your chest
You'll know you're in over your head
Know there's nothing you won't do to love on her
When she laughs, you're gonna laugh
When she falls, you'll help her up
When she's happy, you're gonna smile
But when she hurts, yeah you're gonna hurt
But I promise you this, this much I swear
Yeah, we'd both go to jail over her
Yeah we'd both, son, go to jail, over her