No more dirty dishes in the sink when I come home
I don't have to worry if I'll spend the night alone
I can go to sleep and leave my record player on
You're not there to hear me if I cry

There's no way to say how much your leavin' turned me on
I get so excited when I realize you're gone
You're just like another verse in some old country song
I got tired of singin' long ago

I don't even miss you when I go to bed at night
Gee, it's great to know that I'll win each and every fight
No one's arms to hold me after I turn out the light
And I don't even miss you anymore

I don't have to feed the dog or take the garbage out
It don't matter if the neighbors hear me when I shout
Since you're gone there's not much that I have to think about
I'm so happy being all alone

There's no more dirty dishes
Lord, I feel so good tonight

Yeah, and it's great to be single again