Fuckin' forced to sleep 
in this life 
Enough time to be sober 
in death 

WHISKY 
FUNERAL 
WHISKY 
FUNERAL 

Brandish the brandy 
Shrouds wave in fury 
Raise the fever pitchers 
To our glorious demise 

WHISKY 
FUNERAL 
WHISKY 
FUNERAL 

Withdrawal trembling 
This, the black weapon! 
Hear the roaring sensation 
Of my fuckin' flamboyant wake! 

WHISKY 
FUNERAL 
WHISKY 
FUNERAL 

FUCK OFF!