Prawn cocktail black forest gateau
Eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco
This is opulent luxury
I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be

You keep your cordon bleu and your seedless grapes
You know where you can stick your brown eggs
I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your volauvents and a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
Just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off

I like simple things, meaty pies
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried
Never could pronounce houderves
Cannot speak the language of love

I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your volauvents and a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it till the slugs fall off