Once a day I wink at you
And you grin like a puma
I watch as you spend an hour or two
In the bath like a tuna

One times I love you
Two times I love you
Three times, four times, five times
I love you, you, you, ooh

Twice a week, I take a peek
As you bathe like a reptile
I catch your eye and you throw your sponge
It's a soaking projectile

One times I love you
Two times I love you
Three times, four times, five times
I love you, love you, love you, ooh

One times I love you
Two times I love you
Three times, four times, five times a week
I love you, I love you, love you, ooh, I love you