What’s with that scally cap
His head has gotta smell like crap
Never seen a bar of soap
Fitzy is a f**king dope

Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now

Lenny grab those f**king shears
Just watch out for those big dumb ears
Cut his hair for once and all
Shave his head and then his balls

Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now