Steel Rats

Dan Bull

Alright
Move aside
We're coming through
What are you going to do?
We're roasting coastal city like an outbreak of sudden flu
Bouncing off the asphalt like a running shoe
Wreck and ride
Crush anything mechanised
Junkbots better recognise:
Here are some real stats
We are the Steel Rats
Wheels squeal like some real rats
Feel that?
Revving the handlebars like shredding on damn guitars
My bike is an instrument and the engine's an amplifier
Baptised in fire
You're flat tired as I just blast past I might just smack your behind
That's 'cause we're defiant misfits
Trying to find mischief
Defying critics with rhymes so stylistic
Nihilistic, riding the five districts
Skid marks behind the tyres applied lipstick

Are we man or metal?
Oi
Why not both?
B-B-B-Biker
B-B-B-Biker
Groove

Steel Rats, Ride or die
Nobody toppling us
I know why
Steel Rats, Ride or die
Steel Rats, Ride or die
Defying gravity 'til we - Find the sky
Then we hit the sidewalk - Right on time
Steel Rats
Because we're - Ride or die
Steel Rats
Yeah, we're - Ride or die

It's a kind of funny feeling
When you're riding on the ceiling
But I find it so appealing
That my Y-Fronts are just leaking
This enviroment is really something
I could travel deep in
Breathing the pollution
'Til my sinuses are bleeding
Petrol fumes fuel
The scolding stink of diesel
We release enough lead to roof
A whole fricking cathedral
Leaping it like Evil Kneival
If he was still in freefall
Swooping in and taking your treats
Like we were thieving seagulls
We're not a role model, we're living at full throttle
Tyres spinning that could dig up dinosaur fossils
With rotating razor blades no saying who we'll shank
This vehicle is basically a two wheeled tank
Dank memes won't stop us
No police, no coppers
It's a Vietnam flashback, when we rode choppers
In a land of anarchy we're practically the new police
So you won't catch us delivering your Ubereats

Steel Rats, Ride or die
Nobody toppling us - I know why
Steel Rats, Ride or die
Steel Rats, Ride or die
Defying gravity 'til we - Find the sky
Then we hit the sidewalk - Right on time
Steel Rats
Because we're - Ride or die
Steel Rats
Yeah, we're - Ride or die

Neo knights, so valiant
Riding a chrome stallion
Sliding up slow, ramming the side of your old banger
And big sparks are flying while you're highly flammable
So if you hide it's understandable
Violent vandal riding a mechanical animal
Like a truck was fucking a bucking bronco
Don't try to tame our game, 'cause you'll give up in one go
Just bumped off some junkbots
Squashing them like kumquats
I think I might have just voided their warranty somewhat

Steel Rats, Ride or die
Nobody toppling us - I know why
Steel Rats, Ride or die
Steel Rats, Ride or die
Defying gravity 'til we - Find the sky
Then we hit the sidewalk - Right on time
Steel Rats
Because we're - Ride or die
Steel Rats
Yeah, we're - Ride or die

B-B-B-Biker
Biker
Groove
B-B-B-Biker
Biker
Groove
B-B-B-Biker
Biker
Groove
B-B-B-Biker
Groove