Ever had one of those days? Argumentative, no incentive 
Can't do anything right 
I'm trying so hard to analyze and compromise 
But there's no solution in sight 
Can I live up to your greed? Shopping, buying, spending, lending 
I can't give you all you need 
What we have here is a complicated situation 
Are you listening to me? 
You can change your number and your address 
Tell your roommates to tell me you left 
You can say you went to germany 
Or some other foreign country 
There's so many fish in the sea 
Every time I turn around 
There's a pretty girl and I fall for her 
Can't help myself, I guess I'm a sucker 
There's no way that I can change the pathways 
In the dark maze of my mind 
I guess I could try, but I'm so lazy 
And I just can't find the time 
That tall girl answered you door, not too happy, forced a smile 
Picking her face with a fork 
She said that you had gone bungee jumping or something 
Somewhere in upstate new york 
Gathered the courage to ask when you left, when you'd be back 
In answering, she was slow 
Forking her face, she said "left today, back on friday" 
But she didn't really know 
Scattered fragments of my crushed hope 
My cracked, black heart on the floor 
When it comes time to pick, up the pieces 
I hope that the jigsaw puzzle's complete 
You can't have your cake and eat it, too 
You think that? You must be high on glue 
I told you before, again and again 
I'm no different than other men 
So my eyes have been known to roam 
But they always came back to you 
I just want to say that I can't change 
And I don't need any help from you 
Dreamy days, drunken nights 
Acid words, nasty fights 
Cheating hear, roaming eye 
Lying lips, start to cry 
Poison tears, lipstick trace 
I've become your disgrace 
Jealous love, aching soul 
Relationships as a whole 
Fall apart over time 
And break down