It's time to admit I have a problem here
This is the [?] of complication
The situation is worse than I feared
I have to resolve this infestation

Chewing on the wires
Tearing up the floorboards
Crawling through the plumbing
There are gremlins everywhere

No manner of trap seems to do the trick
They always fall short of expectations
All of these foul creatures, they make me sick
It's time for total annihilation

So many gremlins
I got to get them out of my house
They're multiplying
Faster than i can put them down
These little demons
Kill one and two will take its place
It's never ending
I'm on the verge of going insane

Its easy to descend into an early grave
This is a war, there's no surrender
Watch them explode, tossed in the microwave
The sparks they produce is quite the splendor

Gremlins in the attic
Gremlins in the basement
Gremlins in the pantry
There are gremlins everywhere

They're easy to grate inside the kitchen sink
They're quick to puree inside a blender
Love to be dropped inside the wood chipper
They pop like a grape with your own pressure

So many gremlins
I got to get them out of my house
They're multiplying
Faster than i can put them down
These little demons
Kill one and two will take its place
Its never ending
I'm on the verge of going insane

No matter how many of these creatures I squish
They crawl out of the woodwork and they always persist
Why don't they just move on and leave me alone?
There is nothing left but to burn down my home

So many gremlins
I got to get them out of my house
They're multiplying
Faster than I can put them down
These little demons
Kill one and two will take its place
It's never ending
I'm on the verge of going insane