My Baby's Daddy

Craig Campbell

He’s always around at all the wrong times
He’s a businessman got his nose in mine
Lays down the law and says what he feels
Threatinin’ and a gettin’ all up in my grill

That man’s got eyes all over this town
Got us under surveillance when I take her out
She ain’t just his daughter she’s his only one
Sure makes it hard to get away from

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My baby’s daddy
Ain’t no kind of crazy like my baby’s daddy
Ain’t nobody hates me like my baby’s daddy, yeah
I’d a married that girl a few months back
If I knew I didn’t have to ask my baby’s daddy

I’m just an ex VP of the FFA
And that SOB is like the CIA
I go from workin’ on the tractor and the irrigation
To a date night livin’ room interrogation

It’s hard to get further than a kiss goodnight
When he’s tappin’ on my window pointin’ at the time
Old sucker rooster blockin’ my fun
I think he’d rather her be a nun

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My baby’s daddy
Ain’t no kind of crazy like my baby’s daddy
Ain’t nobody hates me like my baby’s daddy, yeah
I’d a married that girl a few months back
If I knew I didn’t have to ask my baby’s daddy

Could’ve had the honeymoon and done been back
If I’d a just bucked up and asked

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My baby’s daddy
Bout to have me a little talk with my baby's daddy
Gonna have him a son in law
Gonna marry that girl like it or not
That's if I don't get shot oh
By baby's daddy
Can't nobody save me from my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody crazy like my baby's daddy, yeah

Crazy SOB, but I love him