She's a psycho bitch from hell
Sucking on a pale male
She gets drunk car load a white trash walks like a duck
She's hairy as a pissing link
Her twelve d wide big and paste they stink
And the nicest thing she's ever said to me was you suck

The only mood she's ever in was a bad mood
That just seemed to go from bad to worse
All she ever cared about was a shot of Jose Cuervo and And a good ass whoopin is what the old gal deserves

She's a psycho bitch from hell
Sucking on a pale male
She gets drunk car load a white trash walks like a duck
She's hairy as a pissing link
Her twelve d wide big and paste they stink
And the nicest thing she's ever said to my momma was your boy sucks oh yeah

Well her mom is still in jail ain't no way her big ass ever jumping bail
And her whole family thinks Bob Saget's Her little sister ain't much of a looker
She had to give up her dreams about being a hooker
Cause ain't nobody lonely enough to give that girl money

She's a psycho bitch from hell
Sucking on a pale male
She gets drunk car load a white trash walks like a duck
She's hairy as a pissing link
Her twelve d wide big and paste they stink
And the nicest thing she ever said to me
She called me at home last Christmas Eve
Said if you don't get me out of jail I'm going to sneak in your house and kill your whole family
I told you man that woman is crazy