How would you like to go bobbing
For apples the shape of fish?
Throw a coin into the well
Close your eyes and make a wish?

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em

Oh, hey there Mama Nature
Why do you keep on shooting us that look?
No we did not take it
And I swear we were only borrowing the book

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em

So who's been planting magic beans
To catch themselves a golden hen?
We've spent so many years going over this
We can't start that all again

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em