There's a lot of people 
There's a lot of food 
There's a lot of money 
All being misused 
You feed the starving millions with donations of a quid (a pound sterling) 
You buy another telly, that's what the neighbours did 
You flick across the channels 
An catch the evening news 
All those starving children 
Are staring right at you 
You're no longer feeling guilty cos you've given to the cause 
And there's another royal baby to help you ignore 
Who's doing very well thank you 
And that's all from the news at ten 
We'll be back with the sordid facts 
Covered over with trivial crap 
To help you stop thinking 
To keep you relaxed 
Same time tomorrow night 
See you then 
See you then