I was in my bed a-sleepin'
Hey, hey what a dream
I was in my bed a-sleepin'
Hey, hey what a dream
Well, I was dreamin' 'bout my TV mama
One with the big, wide screen

She got great big eyes
Little bitty feet
Love the way she talks
She talks so dog-gone sweet
She my TV mama
She got a big, wide screen
Yes, every time she loves me
You know that woman sure gonna make me scream

(Go ahead, get it on now boys, play it awhile)

(Aw, go ahead now, Alan)

Well, she's a fine-lookin' woman
Weighs about 200 pounds
Well, she's a fine-lookin' woman
Yes, she weighs just about 200 pounds
Well, you oughta see me, baby
When she makes my love come down

She got eyes that shine like diamonds
Teeth shine like pearls
Yes, every time she loves me
She loves me 'round the world
She's my TV mama
Yeah, she got a big, wide screen
Every time my baby loves me
You know that woman gonna make me scream

(Aw, let's do it one more time now)

I was in my bed a-sleeping
Hey, hey, hey what a dream
I was in my bed a-sleeping
Hey, hey, hey what a dream, yeah
Well, I was dreamin' 'bout my TV mama
One with the big, wide screen