fast and clean 
in his rhythm machine 
he goes down to the beach 
but little does he know 
the girls down there 
are out of his reach 

he has a good time 
but drinks too much wine 
he's headed for 
the disaster of a lifetime 
and now the guys 
from the bad boy club 
are callin' out his name 

he goes down to the liquor store 
to buy himself a beer 
he parks his truck 
with a ten inch lift 
and stickers that sayd NO FEAR 
out of his truck he struts inside 
with his OAKLEY cool dudes shades 
he says his parents 
bought me this truck 
because in high school 
i got good grades 

he went back to check out a band 
at a local grunge band bar 
he saw a man who 
was screaming out loud 
playing "e" chords on his guitar 
it's on the radio 
it's on the video 
it's in the stores 
and all the tv shows 

and now the guys 
in the bad boy club 
are calling his name