Atm

Bromheads Jacket

Cos it's the same old story of Friday night 
But we've got nowhere to go 
Do we brave it out in town with the rest of the city folk 
Pushing at the bar, pushing at the bar 
Or do we venture out, to somewhere new to pastures unseen 
Somewhere where the city folk, have not yet been 
Wait there, I need a cash machine 

Cos now the local Options seems to have one and we're all warmed up 
It's time for round two, and I know it's not my turn for 
The queueing at the bar, queueing at the bar 
Cos this girl is on at me about Neil Diamond, how he's fuckin top 
Bout how Neil Diamond was a big infleunce on, Richard Ashcroft 
But now I'm bored 
And it must be my turn at the bar 

Cos it's so mysterious how we just seem to queue and queue 
Standing in single file like soldiers 
Waiting to go into battle 
The hole in the wall we have all come to pay homage to 
Little green lights on the screen dictate to you just what you will do 
Tonight 
And if you're gonna have fun, alright 

This was only supposed to be 
A few drinks at the local but now we've got a lock-in 
I find myself getting in a taxi 
And we've off for some more of this 
Late night of fun 
It's kicking out time 
And the options are a BP garage or a 24 hour Spar 
I've got the munchies 
And it's a bad way to be 
Especially when 
All you've got in your pocket 
Is a nugget and 24p 

Cos it's so mysterious how we just seem to queue and queue 
Standing in single file like soldiers 
Waiting to go into battle 
The hole in the wall we have all come to pay homage to 
Little green lights on the screen dictate to you just what you will do 
Tonight 
And if you're gonna get drunk, alright? 

This whole thing has turned out to be a bad idea 
Especially now the screen is telling me the funds are in arrears 
I'm sure there was more in there than that. 
Account enquiries 
Show balance 
Print mini-statement 
Direct Debit to Orange PLC, 
65 quid your overdraft limit that exceeds 
Incurs a surchange of 20 English pounds, please. 

I hate these cash machines