Welcome to the music - welcome to the Guitar man 
Know you're gonna love it - gonna do the best we can 
And to help us along - think we're gonna need us a band 

Lately we been playin' - travelin' in the jets and cars 
Smilin' at the people - lookin'at the rock and roll stars 
I tell you Carnegie Hall's better than those honky tonk bars 

Well if it's true what music can do 
To soothe the savage beast like they say 
Well just relax and lie on your backs 
'Cause beastly is the way we play 

Now we're through talkin' - gonna speak another day 
Love to play it funky - love to hear the symphony 
And to star us along - Larry's gonna play it in "C" 
Don't touch that dial - won't you come and stay for awhile.