You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders 
She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please 

You wear the pants 
Buddy good for you 
I'm so impressed 
Yeah, whoopty-doo 
You need to know 
That ain't how it works 
It's not who wears the pants, 
It's who wears the skirt 

In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties 
Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills 
With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em 
With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will 

But you wear the pants 
Buddy good for you 
I'm so impressed 
Yeah, whoopty-doo 
You need to know 
That ain't how it works 
It's not who wears the pants, 
It's who wears the skirt 

A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar 
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache 
And she sits there with her legs crossed 
Well, we'll see how strong you are 

You wear the pants 
Well, good for you 
I'm so impressed 
Yeah, whoopty-doo 
You need to know 
That ain't how it works 
It's not who wears the pants, 
It's who wears the skirt 

You wear the pants, 
She'll wear the skirt