I'm too drunk to dig this grave,
I've been drinkin for 17 days,
I'm living the american dream, 
A dead body and a bottle of Beam, 

The cops are hot on my trail, 
I dont have any money for bail, 
And Ive got everything that i need, 
A dead body and a bottle of Beam, 

And Im 3 feet down, I got 3 left to go, 
And Im hellbound on the first train to Mexico. 

As the sun starts to rise, 
Now im covered in flies, 
I gotta get this dirt off me, 
A dead body and a bottle of Beam, 

And Im 3 feet down, I got 3 left to go, 
And Im hellbound on the first train to Mexico.
And Im 3 feet down, I got 3 left to go, 
And Im hellbound on the first train to Mexico. 

As i cross the mexico line,
I'm here in the nick of time, 
I'll forever be free, 
A dead body and a bottle of Beam,
A dead body and a bottle of Beam, 
A dead body and a bottle of Beam.