I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of My Jellyroll

Bobby Darin

I ain?t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll
How ?bout your short?ning bread?
Oh, I wouldn?t give you a piece a pie to save your soul
I guess that?s what you said

My ma told me today
When she went away to buy groceries
To be a good boy, she?d give me a toy
'Cause I?m my mama?s pride and joy

There ain?t no use of anyone to keep a hangin? ?round
Maybe I?m waitin? on your ma
You don?t know my ma, she?d really put you down
Put me down?

Ma?s bakin? up a storm and her oven is still warm
I know you want it but you can?t have it
And I ain?t gonna give you none
You dirty boy

I ain?t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll
Oh, such a stingy chap
I wouldn?t give you a piece a pie to save your soul
How ?bout a zuzu snap?

Her cherry pie is fine, her layer cake divine
But I?m tellin? you twice, you can?t get a slice
Unless you?re extra special nice
Now, there ain?t no use of you to just keep a hangin? ?round

Oh, pretty please
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah, my jellyroll is sweet, that it is
It sure is hard to beat, well, I know they want it

But, they can?t have it
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll
Dibs on the dishpan
I got seconds