Strawberry Rehabs Forever

Bob Rivers

Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry 

fields, While making drug deals, And nothing seems to dry 

him out, Strawberry rehabs forever,

Living is easy for sports pro's who put their fannies in 

the seats, A superstar can get messed up but he can still 

cash out if he can hit two-ninety-three.



And he won't come down, 'Cause he love's his toot, When 

Strawberry fields, He's making drug deals As long as he 

can hit 'em out, Strawberrys stash lasts forever,

Now when he's swinging its strike three, I'll bet he must 

be high on blow, And all the little kids will think that 

its alright to get real high and grab a bat.



Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry 

fields, While making drug deals, They're never gonna kick 

him out,

Strawberry rehabs forever (X2), He'll probably relapse 

forever.



"Hey look man, I thought I told you never to call me at 

the game? Hey look I probably oughtta go I gotta fly ball 

comin' at me, OK I'll talk to ya later"