So tired of the race you were out of your face 
When you said that you'd take a vacation 
Away from the pain and the mind numbing strain 
Of your drastically changed situation 
Your friends said you should it would do you some good 
To break out of that morbid routine 
You've been here a day it's not easy to say 
But you're starting to see what they mean 
Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer 
Escape from the rain eases the pain but I wish you were here 
You sit by the pool and you feel like a fool 
'Cos your mind doesn't match what you're wearing 
All morning you fought in your heart 'cos you thought 
You'd be left with this burden you're bearing 
You're starting to brood there's a change in the mood 
So you go for a walk in the sand 
There might be a way this could all be OK 
It just won't be the way that you planned 
Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer 
It's ninety degrees under the trees but I wish you were here 
You're taking some stick 'cos you're dressed up so slick 
And you're starting to fancy your chances 
Still bored with the pub you'd endure the flash club 
As a means to some short term romances 
There's one in the queue and she's staring at you 
And it's making you feel so alive 
It might be sometime 'till you'd call yourself fine 
But at least you're now gonna survive 
Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer 
It's great to unwind far from the grind but I wish you were here