Ah, put that away darling, goodness gracious
you going to embarress me in front of this lot
It's certainly fine darling. Is my bow tie on properly?
good, good, good. Ahem, mic check

Now Ladies and Gentlemen
hurry now to your seats the shows about to begin
and my word you're in for a treat. 
Buckle up your belts now.
Hold on to your knickers at all costs 
as we welcome you to part 2 of pigs in a porn trough.

It's like my lifes a song and everyone knows that if my 
lights are on then everyone's home 
and that's a serious shindig a guaranteed fix
cause even 20/20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit
I want the fans and my show to put the mosh in pit
Barbecuing with my crew chillin' off my tits 
with a maid that'll slave cook and wash my dick 
in a house that I own didn't cost me shit

So just bounce, we up in the club bumper to bumper
I just wanna jump in the bunker and hump her like thumper
and misses Permie's ass wouldn't stop buzzin and shakin
I wanna take her to the shed (for hot lovin relations)
Just let the touch of fudge spillin out the top of your bridges
I wanna put you on a plate and suck you up with a biscuit
The twisted man on the job when you aint lovin her right
Perverted poetical plumber that's plugging her pipe

Ayo Ladies (yea)
does rubbin a nub make you crazy? (Yea)
You got tits and buts with no maybes? (Ohh yea)
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofin? Well? (Hell yea)
Ayo Gentlemen (yea)
you ready to up jump and represent? (Yea) 
if shes game and you game you adventures? (Yea)
You got that look in your eyes 
now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight

I got my willie in you mouth hoe Sydney's in the house bro,
ridin free lighting we chillin on the couch blown
and theres no holding it in
Roll out your red rug love and give me that Dolmio grin 
Ohh I'm that stench trench digger like dirk workin your lawn
Servin the words of this song got birds slurping my shlong
watch it grow huge now my tower that's made of wood that
that just rolls though towns to deflower the native bush
See they might have money for electrol rolls
but I got these minga's pinging wishing they had extra hoes
So let me plat your puss while I hang you from your undies (hehehehe)
no, no in the morning just a kanger in your undies
See I just tickle your nipples and give you giggles to you stomach
flip you and hit you and just watch shock waves ripple up your buttocks
Make you scream like gale weather when I'm dippin in your clit 
as I ream your tail feather and leave your knickers in a twist.

Ayo Ladies (yea)
does rubbin a nub make you crazy? (Yea)
You got tits and buts with no maybes? (Ohh yea)
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofin? Well? (Hell yea)
Ayo Gentlemen (yea)
you ready to up jump and represent? (Yea) 
if shes game and you game you adventures? (Yea)
You got that look in your eyes 
now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight

Yo we got budda and bootie to blaze and bounce when we chill consumed by
hooters that truly make me bounce on her frills (ha, ha, ha)
Fireplace fondling fingers in your fun house
growlin out mother nature till its sundown.
Well it's the toxic bug, the gov rocks the club
and if you fly I'm the pilot for your cockpit love
Bathin with black bootie booties like the prince of Zamunda
love is blind rich is prior like (punta, punta, punta)
I might be beady with my pipe but just navel captain Shabby
will not explore down under unless you shave your map of Tassie
Too right govner aint nothing knew to this cunty
so drop you dacks young love so I ?? you in your undies
There was a beaver two calves when I found her lair
a hundred crabs and an ass with a thousand hairs.
A purring pussy that plays head tricks on my mind
and an oily oyster and a dead fish I can't find.

Ayo Ladies (yea)
does rubbin a nub make you crazy? (Yea)
You got tits and buts with no maybes? (Ohh yea)
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofin? Well? (Hell yea)
Ayo Gentlemen (yea)
you ready to up jump and represent? (Yea) 
if shes game and you game you adventures? (Yea)
You got that look in your eyes 
now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight

Get You boof on, now get your boof on
cause it's a good song to get your boof on
Get You boof on, now get your boof on
cause it's a good song to get your boof on
Get your boof on tonight, get you boof on tonight
Get you boof on, Get you boof on, Get your boof on tonight
If shes looking that tight with that pussy delight
then get your boof on, get your boof on, get your boof on tonight