(Go ahead London) 
Bad life, Bad language 
Bad news, Bad 

When I'm at home my woman won't leave me alone 
And that's bad, so bad 

So I walked out of the door and it seemed worse than before 
And that's bad, so bad 

And the thought occurred to me, how come that everything you see 
Is so bad, so bad 

But before I realised, hit by a truck and paralyzed 
And that's bad, so bad 

A golden opportunity claim my insurance policy 
Hmmmmm... so bad 

These are the things that drive me crazy 
(Crazy, crazy, crazy) 
These are the things that make me bad 
(Go ahead London) 
(Crazy) 

Watch TV go goggle-eyed 
See a horror movie get petrified 
Go dye your hair use peroxide 
Smoke a spliff get red eye 
Hitler wanted to commit genocide 
To the allied powers he notified 
Went into Poland, the place he occupied 
They all had a war and millions died 
Jerry Lee Lewis had a child bride 
Only thirteen but he said he's justified 
Clint Eastwood starred on RawHide 
Now he lives in California off a mountain side 
Making love you got to be satisfied 
Make a mistake it's got to be rectified 
Jesus Christ got crucified 
So the Empire Rome could get gratified 

These are the things that drive me crazy 
(Crazy, crazy, crazy) 
These are the things that make me bad 
(Make me bad) 
(Crazy) 

From the dancefloor I can see decadent society 
And that's bad,so bad 

As diverse as it could be, it's still cold and empty 
And that's bad, so bad 

There's the floor, that's the score 
You don't like it, there's the door 
And that's bad, so bad 

Attitudes of some would say I got money, I'm okay 
And that's bad, so bad 

These are the things that drive me crazy 
(Crazy, crazy, crazy) 
These are the things that make me bad 
(Bad) 
(Crazy) 

Yeah, yeah 
Yeah, yeah 
Do it, do it, do it 

Got to modify your wheels if you want a low ride 
On the windscreen says tax applied 
Play your music loud well amplified 
Each selection bona-fide 
Hawaii 5.0 deals with homicide 
On the slab the victims get mortified 
Some people like to eat Kentucky Fried 
Others like a Big Mac and French Fries 
Nation's economy is on a downward slide 
On the best course of action no one can decide 
Company cheques got to be verified 
Poor people got no money but they got their pride 
Cop on wheels is Ironside 
East, sleep, work, cheap, nine to five 
Reagan won in a landslide 
Which brings us back to RawHide 
(RawHide) 

These are the things that drive me crazy 
(Crazy, crazy, crazy) 
These are the things that make me bad 
(Make me bad) 
(Crazy, crazy) 
(Go ahead London) 

(Crazy, crazy) 

These are the things that drive me crazy 
(Crazy, crazy, crazy) 
This is so fucking bad