G          G7            Bb
1. I am he as you are he as you are me
       C      D     G G7
   and we are all together
   Bb                                        F
   see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
       G
   I'm crying.
   
   G            G7  C      Eb              F      G  G7
2. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
   Eb
   corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
   A
   man you been a naughty boy
   you let your face grow long.
   
            Bb                   C
R: I am the eggman, they are the eggman
            D
   I am the walrus goo goo goo joob.
   
3. Mister city policeman sitting pretty little
   policeman in a row
   see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
   I'm crying, I'm crying.
   
4. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye
   crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
   boy you been a naughty girl
   you let your knickers down.   
R: I am the eggman...
   
5. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
   if the sun don't come
   you get a tan from standing in the English rain.   
R: I am the eggman...
   
6. Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think
   the joker laughs at you
   see how they smile, like pigs in a sty
   see how they snied
   I'm crying.
   
7. Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
   elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna
   man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
R: I am the eggman...